Some Funny Quotes

Some funny things others have said that I hope to never forget

• This Quote happened in the 7th grade. My good friend Lauren almost beat this girls ass in one of the games. After Lindsey held her back I asked my dad, "What would happen if Lauren actually fought that girl?"

• "Well it depends, if Lauren got her ass kicked three games. If she kicked that girls ass, just one"
  
• " Did you know, you don't get your period when your pregnant?" Lauren H. age 18
• "It's okay Tyler, kids like that are going to die" my dad, after some boys were making fun of Tyler's weight.
  
• "You punch my stomach and I'll break your hand" Tyler